Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Husband Jokes

I find my husband amusing. Sometime funny, sometime just A++ for effort to make joke, sometime just plain blah and annoying. But between product and biz post, let me share some of the time that I find him hilarious.

Scene 1
Tengah kemas almari. Dia kemas his side, I kemas my side. So, tengah kemas tudung-tudung, and I said
Me: Saya cannot handle dah la tudung-tudung ni. Banyak sangat. mcm mana nak kemas?

and his solution...

Him: Stop lah beli tudung.

Hahahahhaha. kelakar kan? Logic but tak logic. Tudung is one of the thing that I buy without thinking and any guilt feeling.

Scene 2
Him: Nanti saya bagi awak bonus, awak nak buat apa
(Note: yes, I got a portion of his yearly bonus due to my excellent bargaining skills or he's just plain nice but get over it)

Me: ooh saya nak beli jam omega, or top up sket untuk Rolex. or nak beli handbag. Chanel or Dior?

Him: ooh, so awak memang takde plan nak buat saving la duit tu?

Me: NO

Again, thanks for the faith dear. Hahaha.

How about you? I mean how you find your husband, not how you find my husband.